We've got a new cooler installed and pouring beer like a champ, come check it out. $5 pints of Mock-Turtleneck all night!!! If enough people show up and are interested, Matty will buy a Dino's pizza for the game. Your future is in your sweaty hands!

Come hang out! I’m more interesting than your kids or your SO. Guaranteed or the last Underberg is on you.

We’ve got some limited cans of Trust to hold you over until the new batch is ready in a couple weeks. Get here now and fast!

Otto Preminger's LSD comedy starring Jackie Gleason, Carrol Channing, Cesar Romero, Mickey Rourke, Burgess Meredith, Grouch Marx and so many more!! I promise you've never seen anything like this before (unless, obviously, you've seen this movie before). Come on by, drink some beer, meet some lovely people and get a break from this tawdry world for a bit. We'll start somewhere around 8pm, give or take.

STRANGE PEOPLE OF EARTH, LET IT BE KNOWN, BY HOLEY WRIT & SWEATY DECREE, THAT SATURDAY OCTOBER 4TH 2025 IS OUR 5TH ANNUAL MOCK TURTLE FEST. YOUR ATTENDANCE IS REQUIRED BY LAW. EXPECT MANY A SAUSAGE AND PRETZEL A-PLENTY. EXPECT STRANGE COMPETITIONS OF STRENGTH AND CUNNING (WE HAVE ELIMINATED THE GAMES OF WIT DUE TO CURRENT CIRCUMSTANCES). EXPECT STEINS OF AMERICA'S GREATEST FAKE MARZEN BEER MADE FROM A RECIPE DESIGNED AND DEVELOPED BY THE UNITED STATE'S FIRST AMBASSADOR TO CARCOSA, JOHN MAREK, ESQ. EXPECT, IN TRIUMPHANT RETURN, THE FREAKING RON SMOLLEN ORCHESTRA, PLAYING ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE OOMPA OOMPA SONGS. SING-A-LONGS ARE NOW ENFORCED BY LAW. THIS IS A HIGH ROLLING DAY OF RESPECT AND HONOR TO FASION'S FINEST BOUNTY: THE MOCK-TURTLENECK. WEAR ONE. OR WEAR SOME LIEDERHOSEN (SP?) OR WEAR ONE OF THOSE BLUE SKIRTS THAT ARE SO ADORABLE. WE WILL BE GRANTING PRAISE UPON THE WORTHY AND RETRIBUTION UPON THE HUMORLESS AND LAME. JOIN US OR SURRENDER LATER. YOUR FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS. #Chicago #ibwlodge1 #chicagobeer #illinoiscraftbeer #drinklocal #norwoodpark #enjoywithpeopleyoutrust #oktoberfest #Oktoberfest2025 #MOCKTURTLENECK #MOCKTURTLEFEST2025

TONIGHT, September 23, 2025, is TUESDAY TRIVIA: RAPTURE EDITION!!! Don't miss out on what is certain to be the most exciting night of Trivia in days!!! Mr. King will be your Rapture Dula and John Vernon Forbes will be hiding right behind him pouring your beers for this exciting day. The game starts at 7:30, the Rapture is scheduled to be done just prior. GET READY FOR SOME ELBOW ROOM!! #Chicago #ibwlodge1 #chicagobeer #illinoiscraftbeer #drinklocal #norwoodpark #enjoywithpeopleyoutrust #trivia #tuesdaytrivianights #mrking #therapture

$5 13oz JUNIOR ASTRONAUTs all night Monday night. Matty will put the game on if you ask and, if there's enough of you savages, he's going to order a pizza from Dino's. So, come drink beer even you can afford and eat free pizza. What else do you need? #Chicago #ibwlodge1 #chicagobeer #illinoiscraftbeer #drinklocal #norwoodpark #enjoywithpeopleyoutrust #MondayNightFootball