Are you looking to take your drinking to the next level that isn’t AA or cough syrup? Well, then you might believe we have something entirely in your best interest!

The IBW BEER CULT is for you folks so committed to the world of IBW that a cost-benefit analysis is the only sane solution. So, take a load off brothers and sisters, we’ve done the work for you.

With a little bit of extra cheddar up front, we’re willing to offer you some pretty staggering deals as well as the street cred of being on the ground floor of the world’s most poorly organized cult… well, second most. And you can even put this on a credit card and not really feel like you’re paying for it.

We’ve broken this deal out into 3 membership levels:

• Initiate (this is a $175 value for $125 annually) For our cheap and/or broke friends who just want some free beer and a sense of belonging.

• Adept (this is a $450 value for $350 annually) For our brethren and sistren who have shown a proficiency with alcohol consumption but are not yet ready to commit to full & complete degradation.

• Secret Chief (this is a $800 value for $500 annually) For folks who love a high fashion, inclusion, and probably lie to their doctor about how many drinks-per-night they have.

  Let’s take a studied look at your perceived benefits:

Now that you’re convinced, let’s get you signed right up!

***Please note that Membership Cards & Certificates will be available for pick up at IBW Lodge #1 at the first Cult Meeting of 2024 on Wednesday February 7th, 2024. We can provide a temporary certificate for gifting purposes prior that on request.