Where is the best place in the world to celebrate the best Holiday of the year? Ok, if you can't go to New Orleans, then where? THAT'S RIGHT. Right here in Chicago with the under achieving uncle of Chicago breweries, Illuminated Brew Works.

We're going to have fun nonsense for you all day long so as to give you NO EXCUSE not to be drinking all day long.

100% wear a costume. Don't be that guy. In fact, where a great freaking costume and you might win our COSTUME CONTEST.

And, if you're super talented and wear a costume you might also win our BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM CONTEST! Or our VOCODER KARAOKE NOT REALLY A CONTEST.

Also, we're doing a PUMPKIN PAINTING CONTEST, but we don't want you painting your stuff here. We don't have the room and don't want the mess. BUT you can paint your pumpkin at home and bring it to IBW LODGE #1 any time we're open from now until October 30th and you might win. You do have to be at the Lodge in order to claim your mind-bending prize.

And for you REAL SICKOS who like to EAT FOOD with your DRINKING, we will have some HOT FOOD TRUCK ACTION available around the dinner hours. There will be other snacks, candies and treats around the brewery and day and night.

Oh yeah! And I think we're going to make a keg of Trust BLOOD RED for this most horrifying of holidays!

So don't be a jerk, come to IBW LODGE #1 and celebrate Halloween and don't be a jerk!