Astronaut Juice in 16oz Cans & More...
2019 is almost over and STILL no one has cracked the code on immortality yet.
Thank the Stars, Amiright?!?!
I mean, sure, life has it's ups - friends, lovers, music, film, fire & books - but, MAN, does it have it's downs, too. And what kind of strange, sadistic critter would want to have to endure those downs.... FOREVER???
We've dodged a cratering asteroid on that disaster for the time being, but we still have our significantly more FINITE ups and downs to manage as well. And for that, dearest comrades, IBW has cooked up a solution to get you through...
ASTRONAUT JUICE is our 8% Double Dry Hopped Double IPA made with Mandarina Bavaria, Pacifica, Amarillo & Mosaic hops built, not only to aid in space travel, but designed specifically to aid in that rather bumpy ride of mortality as well. (In select laboratory experiments it does scale for immortality, too).
Astronaut Juice is now available at all of our accounts in the city of Chicago, and the suburbs north, west and south of us.
And, for you interstellar travelers in Michigan and Georgia, have no fear, ASTRONAUT JUICE has landed there as well.
Get out there and secure this lovely beverage for all of your weekend seances and sock hops before it's gone.
Here's some other lovely bits to be on the look out for in the next few weeks (updates coming by way of Facebook, Instagram , Twitter & this lovely email list as they get released):
RAIMBOW BERRY PIE - 8% White Stout with Rasberry, Boysenberry, Blackberry, Vanilla & Cinnamon (if you like Tony's Humble Pie you will LOVE this beauty) 750ml bottles
AH POOK! - 11% Mexican Chocolate Ale with Cacao nibs, Madagascar Vanilla & Cinnamon in 750ml bottles
MUGWUMP BRUNCH - 8% Sour Double Dry Hopped Double IPA with Orange Juice in 16oz 4-Packs
MUMBLEGEUSE - 8% Double Dry Hopped Double IPA with Rye, Cascade & Simcoe in 16oz 4-Packs
We love you, take it easy, do it slower and read a book, you'll love it!