G'day Nerds!

It's BLACK WEDNESDAY, everybody's favorite night of the year to get the hell out of the house and drink. And, here at IBW Lodge #1, we have the provisions to provide your best escape from a family OD before tomorrow's forward harch of indulgence even begins.

May we present to you...

THE BLACKEST OF WEDNESDAYS! That's right! The kind of black that swallows all light! The kind of black that fills your soul with the mystery beyond mysteries! So black, it's blacker than the sky on a moonless night even! So black, it makes your black heart envy both the pot & the kettle. Let's just say, it's gonna be prettay prettay prettay black.

To celebrate this bottomless hole of black black black we're doing a couple fun bits here at IBW Lodge #1 tonight:

FREE Dino's Pizza (while it lasts)
MILLENIAL MUNCHIES BEER FLOATS or, as Dave's dad calls them: SALTY DOGS (while they last)
$4 pints of Orange Sunshine (while you last)

Additionally, your fearless bar keep, Handsome Rob, will be playing several seasonally inappropriate horror movies (after 8pm... you've been warned). And, you know, Rob being Handsome Rob, acting in ways that Handsome Rob likes to act, he may even have a few other tricks up his sleeveless Skid Row vest. Maybe. All I'm saying is, if you're out drinking tonight and you're not at IBW Lodge #1, you're dead to me. Period. No excuses. Done. Done. Done. D-E-A-D.

Should be fun on a bun! So, come on down and get teed up in proper fashion for this fine, fine day of decadence and indulgence that is the high holy day of THANKSGIVING. In short, with a hangover.

We're going to have some package beer specials running all weekend starting tonight as well. If you're looking to stock up for turkey day or for the other 3 days of this magnanimous 4 day bender of food and drink, please consider the following:

$49 CASES OF ORANGE SUNSHINE & STUPID FOR JUPITER
$9 4-PACKS OF ORANGE SUNSHINE & STUPID FOR JUPITER
$12 WAR ON XMAS 4-PACKS
$70 CASES OF WAR ON XMAS

And, for those of you just itching to spend some of your not-very-hard-earned US dollars on friends, family and yourself, please be aware that we open at 9AM on BLACK FRIDAY and 10AM on SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY.

We're also adding 2 very exciting products to our MERCH CHURCH @ IBW LODGE #1 and OUR SUPER CRUMMY WEB STORE... but those won't be announced until 6am on Black Friday. One will be a WEB STORE only deal and the other will be an IBW LODGE #1 only deal.

I'm not going to tell you what they are just yet, but, if you dig WAR ON XMAS and you're looking for some kind BOX SET deal, well, then you'll be stoked. So, stay tuned for that.

Also, remember, War on Xmas is the only beer with a theme song. Chicago's very own The Columbine's recorded a shimmering rendition of this soon-to-be holiday classic a few years ago. We recommend a 24/7 looping of this to help balance the LiteFM CIA mind-numbing program that started up again a few weeks ago.

As always, we've got FREE FOOD for every Bears game, so make IBW Lodge #1 the place where you scream at TVs.