The hardest part of getting this tap room open has been properly tuning all of our state of the art Mind Control devices.

To believe the documentation, these things should play well together, but, my god folks, when you get into the weeds on sine wave frequencies as non-local psychic engineering devices - I tell you - the map is not the god-forsaken territory!

But, we'll get there. I've employed the help of a few young Redditors that have been incredibly generous with their time and, with any luck, we should have our bio-energetic augmentation arrays humming along by the high holy date of March 4th! After that, it's just a matter of instantiating the initial alpha-sync command in harmonic articulation and, at that point, our squeaky frommes should be doing their thing in no time flat!

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT US! I know you all are thirsty and up to your ears in sobriety and, even though we've been unwittingly pre-occupied with potentiometers and patch cords for longer than any humanoid would prefer, we've still found the time to knock together a delicious new Double Dry Hopped Double IPA. And one with the added electric oomph of lactose sugar, no less!

Might I interest you in HALLUCIGNOSIS? A true science of the mind! (For those of you who don't read English that is pronounced HA-LOO-SIN-OH-SIS.)

The beer goblins have really out done themselves on this one. For you fine-feathered cult members out there who love SPOONFUL OF SUGAR and ASTRONAUT EYE SCREAM, this one is for you! Our latest lactose DIPA employs the magically delicious Sabro hop to bring you into a full-bodied flavorgasm of citrus, apricot and creamsicle with a distinct finish of coconut.

Unlock the secrets of your inner pleasure hog! And let that freaky, filthy pig run free-range in the strangest parts of the valley of delights. And then, go ahead, let that embarrassing amount of shivering delight change you... and change your life.

Can you believe it? All of that and more awaits you inside of something as banal as a beer that you can buy with your crummy money at the store. The lamest of us live better than Kings lived not very long ago. What a world! What. A. World.

HALLUCIGNOSIS hits city accounts today and tomorrow and then hits the rest of you nice folks starting Monday of next week.

Alright folks, we love you, we believe in you and we're here to remind you that the only Deep State you need to concern yourself with is a Deep State of Bliss. Go and get it!