I was reading all the fake news this morning about that creep, varmint, Punxsutawney Phil seeing his shadow yesterday. My god, Virginia, who hasn't seen their shadow these past few months? On most days, my shadow is the only human I talk to anymore.

To maintain a shadow, we must also remain in light and 9 out of 10 evolutionary biologists agree that the best kind of light your bitcoin can buy is Illuminated Brew Works. See what I did there?

In an effort to fully articulate all the Yin parts of your consciousness', we here at the NEW AND IMPROVED Illuminated Brew Works have duly released, for the first time in 16oz cans, the fan favorite IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA!

This 13% beauty is loaded up with pineapple puree and 6lbs of shaved coconut per barrel. I know, I know, the can says 3lbs of coconut per barrel, but, here at this poorly organized UFO Love Cult we call IBW, our proof-reading skills kind of suck and you just have to roll with us sometimes. Hey, we should totally roll sometime! Call me!

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA went out to city accounts yesterday, hits the West burbs today, North tomorrow and South burbs on Friday. Go get it, my little shadow children of the light! Indulge! Ingest! And enjoy with people you Trust!!!

There's also still some of our collaboration with Collective Arts, YES H&ND, out in the world. Another 13%er, this one is a peach pecan pie ale and is, dare I say, the greatest beer ever made in all of the crummy history of humankind.

We had our inspection with the state of Illinois for our NEW MIND CONTROL SUPER STORE opening in Norwood Park. We're hoping to be brewing out of there before the end of the month and we hope to be able to knock glasses with you in our fancy pants Tap Room by April... or whenever this god damned pandemic finally GTFO.

In the meantime, if you need to dress yourself or your pet lizard in the hottest streetware available, go check out our little web store front and buy some stuff.

Ok everybody. Hang tight!! Do what you have to do to get by, just do your best not to screw with anybody in the process. K? K.

XOXOXOXOXO!