Some day this fine city of ours will let us open the doors of our tap room to you lovely members of the public. Right now, it looks like that day is gonna be around the end of July or early August. You know what? We'll keep you plugged in as that time comes to be. In the meantime, do your kegels and shine your tap dancing shoes. We'll be open before you know it.

In the meantime, we've got some new beers for you... and an old favorite.

In honor of the incredible Baba Ram Dass, we made BEER HERE NOW. This 7.5% double dry hopped double IPA is loaded up with Idaho 7, Citra & Mosaic hops and is a down right lovely homage to a downright lovely human.

SLUSHY THING #2 is like SLUSHY THING #1 but even less like beer than that one! This time we used Sweet Cherry, Blood Orange and Meyers Lemon juice in addition to some lactose and left all the damn fruit in the beer so now you can tell your friends your drinking another Jamba Juice while covertly getting properly pie-eyed on carcinogen-rich booze! At no other time in history has your liver been at such odds with your tongue!

And then, for you old-school IPA drinking demons out there, we've got a new batch of DAGGER FLUTE hitting the mean streets again. This 6% delight is all citra, top to bottom.

All these beers are coming at you this week and next. So, hop on your Luck Dragon, get down to your favorite bottle shop and fill your Tauntaun skinned satchel full of these delightful poisons.

To celebrate the Dog Days of summer, we've got a crazy good sale going on at our TERRIBLY DESIGNED web store. From now until August 1st, anytime you spend $49 or more and put in the code SIRIUSISIMPORTANT, you get 30% off your order of anything in our store. So, you should do that.