Greetings Earth People,

We have some events worth your time, energy, and - most importantly - your money, this weekend. Read on, intrepid creeps.

That there DönerMen Truck is tonight. We're tapping BRAINWASH w/ Passionfruit & STUPID FOR JUPITER IPA for this. They are both tasting great!

Here's what the Facebook event page says about the DönerMen Truck:

DönerMen started with a simple idea; bring German Imbiss (street food) to the Chicago. Where Bavarian beer hall fare is what Americans have come to think of as German food, Imbiss is a popular and rich side of German cuisine that draws from various intersecting food cultures in Europe.
DönerMen is anthropology through food. Try Currywurst, a post-war Berlin invention combining Indian spices and German sausage in one dish. Or try the other DönerMen stalwart, Döner Kebab, a marriage of flavors brought to Germany by Turkish immigrants.
Sound highfalutin? It’s not. You know how the U.S has tex-mex? This is sorta of a Ger-Turk. Or is it Turk-Ger? Either way it's delicious.

I do believe they'll have some vegan options as well.

Saturday night, we've got some bands playing as part of their Summer tour for this depraved year of our lord 20 & 23. I don't know a ton about these folks, but I think it falls somewhere in the Shoegazer realm for one of the bands, and some pretty great sounding post-rock for another. Maybe there is something acoustic that is happening in there somewhere?

Who knows? IT's all a goddamn mystery. And, who doesn't like a good mystery? Why not come out and support a touring band offering you a FREE SHOW from the goodness of their broke and broken hearts? The show will start around 10pm.

ThIS SUNDAY, join "The Simpsons" maniac Mike Cusick as he takes your through 2 hours of Simpson's specific trivia. This is not for the casual viewer, but for you real sickos out there who know that little town of Springfield like Flander's knows his verse.

Here's a couple of the prizes we'll be giving away. There's another, but you'll have to com on Sunday to see it.

TRIVIA STARTS AT 3PM SHARP! https://www.facebook.com/events/956138825594514

Also, just like every Sunday, you get $10% Off your tab all day!

That's a fun filled freaking weekend, if I've ever seen one. And to make things even better, we're staying open later on Sunday and we're opening at 1pm on Monday so you can get all the drinking in that your husband or wife or partner or children or Parole Officer can stand.

We've also got a Memorial Day special going on with our packaged beer:

If you buy 5x 4packs of Clurichaun Trap for $8 a piece, you get your 6th 4-pack for FREE. That's a $40 case of Clurichaun Trap!!!

Also, we'll have 4-packs of Double-Ripped Hasselhopf for $10.99!

Ok, hopefully we'll see you tonight!