We here at IBW International have exceptional news! And, like a virus or a chain letter - or, better yet, a good, old-fashioned pyramid scheme! - we can hardly wait to share it with you!

It is our privilege and honor to announce that, as of today, October 9th, 2020, IBW has reached a state of unbridled perfection; the pinnacle of human aspiration.

We have become as gods.

We are like a poison toad cornered by the specter of it's own undoing, transforming and transcending the glacial peaks and darkest abysses of existence until, at last, we have become an ethereal and eternal being, enmeshed in the very air that every finite being breaths. We are thrilled to announce that:

IBW HAS DEFEATED DEATH!!

It hasn't been easy. It has tried the deepest reserves of our once limited continence. It has challenged our deepest held ideas of space, time and the role of humanity and human consciousness within the very fabric of the universe itself. But, alas, we did it.

And to commemorate this stellar achievement, we want to sell you something! We want to sell you a lot of things really, but, right now, we want to sell you this LIMITED EDITION COMMEMORATIVE COIN celebrating IBW's Defeat of Death.

You can pre-order this newly minted coin through our website for only $99.90. But, you must ACT FAST, we are only making a limited number of these truly remarkable coins and they will not last long!

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Featuring one of our most prominent cult members, Daniel Day Lewis, this LIMITED EDITION COMMEMORATIVE COIN can be yours for the LOW LOW PRICE of $99.90.

Mr. Lewis has been an inspiration to all of us here at the IBW compound with his uncanny ability to turn his nose up at the old, out-dated, ego-artifact that we call "Identity". Instead, Mr. Lewis embraces his true place in the universe as the ALL. Shedding and changing identities as the moment and the need demands it. Mr. Lewis is a beacon of light to all of us Light Seekers here at IBW and we can't wait to share his face with you.

This LIMITED EDITION COMMEMORATIVE COIN is made of about 80% post-user recycled copper and features this great year of our dark lord 2020 emblazoned upon it's frontispiece. It also features one of IBW's favorite mantras: "IN GOD WE TRUST (front)... THOUGH OUR CAMELS STAY TIED (back)".

We don't really know why it says "LIBERTY" on it... we had to rush this thing to minting and missed that during our proof read. Whatever, it's fine.

ANYWAY, get this LIMITED EDITION COMMEMORATIVE COIN now while supplies last!!! These beautiful pieces will not last long!

And, if you have any money left over after buying all of your friends & family commemorative coins - a truly hot piece of collector gold if there ever was one! - then you should make your next investment in FRUIT CREEP (formerly Fruit Slave) & BRONY which release to accounts starting today!

We've changed the label on the Brony can to make it clear we aren't selling My Little Pony branded beer and, frankly, we think this label is way better anyway. We had done a shout out to the Brony community in hopes of securing a real, honest-to-jah, Brony on the label, but, unfortunately, none of the photos that were submitted would have worked for hi-res can art. We're hoping to do something with the many great submissions we received, but we're not quite sure what just yet.

In the meantime, you'll have to drown your sorrows with the beer that's in the can (it's the same recipe you know and love!). It's a one-stop-shop of disappointment and all-resolving salve.

Jason is out doing city deliveries today and tomorrow. West burbs will get your beer on Friday. North is next Tuesday and South burbs are next Wednesday. Ohio should have their beer by Friday. Look for Michigan, Florida and Georgia mid to late week next. And everybody else, join TAVOUR as they'll be launching Fruit Creep very soon (their shipment goes out today!).

We're also super excited to announce our partnership with Shirts On Tap. Every month Shirts On Tap features a different brewery, it's members receive a one-off brewery shirt and coupon for that brewery's tap room (or in some cases, very soon-to-be tap room). Shirts On Tap is a great bunch of people and we loved working with them. We think you will, too.

You should definitely join Shirts On Tap and indulge in their great service, but, if you just want the fan-freaking-tastic shirt design they did for us, you can order the shirt and a hoodie off of our web store as of today. I promise!!!

Pretty rad design, eh? Almost as cool as our LIMITED EDITION COMMEMORATIVE COIN!!!

Ok, you all know what to do, right? Then DO IT!!!

We are, as always, ABYSFULLY AWAKE and we hope you will join us soon....