THE BLACKEST OF WEDNESDAYS @ IBW Lodge #1!
That's right! Tomorrow, Wednesday November 27th from 5p - 12a is THE BLACKEST OF WEDNESDAYS here at IBW Lodge #1!
We've got an incredible line-up for this one:
BEARD & BELLY will be on hand serving a stellar menu of Pulled Pork sandwiches, Mac N Cheese, Pickled Eggs, Pie & Chocolate Chip Cookies!
We'll also have TAROT READINGS from Emerald Acorn!!
Of course, it's Black Wednesday which means we've got the WAR ON XMAS 2024 RELEASE in cans to go & on draft (BOTH VARIATIONS)!!
And last, but certainly not least, DARK MATTER COFFEE presents MURDER BINGO!! The final night of Murder Bingo for November featuring the classic '80s vampire flick "FRIGHT NIGHT"!! Play tonight and win the GRAND PRIZE from Dark Matter including their delicious coffee, chocolate bars, a cooler and some sick DARK MATTER clothing!!
THE BLACKEST OF WEDNESDAYS is always one of the most wonderful nights of the year here at IBW Lodge #1, make sure to spend here with your troubled friends!!!
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT WE ARE CLOSED ALL DAY THURSDAY FOR THANKSGIVING!!!
Friday IBW LODGE #1 will be opening up at NOON so you don't miss any opportunities to keep that bender from Thanksgiving rolling! We're going to have a TO-GO special of mixed cases of most IBW Beer (no War on Xmas) for $75!!!
Also, in case you haven't heard, Friday is BLACK FRIDAY and we're going to have a special in the Lodge for BUY $100 on a gift card and receive a FREE $25 addition to that card!! You'll be everybody's favorite person come gift swapping time this Holiday season.
We'll also be releasing pre-orders for the highly coveted WAR ON XMAS BOX SETS on our crummy webstore at www.ibw-chicago.com and....yup!
And, yes, yes! Friday will see the release of 2025 CULT MEMBERSHIP purchase available on that same before-mentioned garbagey webstore. We're limiting our memberships to only 75 cult members this year, so act early and act fast, you don't want to miss out on that.
What do you get for your Cult Membership? So much, I tell you. Things like:
A super secret Initiation ceremony into one of the world's most ELITE cabals!
Private Parties for Cult Members Only!
Monthly Cult Meetings with beer specials and food!
Cult Member only Shirts! Hoodies! Enamel Pins! Sundry!
Heresy!
Cult Member only outings!!!
Help design and BREW our annual CULT BEER with brewers Brian & Matt!
Degeneracy! Depravity! Enlightenment in THIS lifetime!
The IBW Cult Membership is the perfect gift for that wayward wandering soul in your life and/or JUST the thing you need to finally put that final nail in the coffin of your life on the path of the straight & narrow.
DON'T MISS OUT!!!
I know it's hard, but we're trying to give you as many reasons as possible to leave your damn house.
Hopefully we'll see some of you lovely creeps soon!
"IBW: We're here for you as long as you have cash."
You can see all of our events on our event calendar athttps://www.ibw-chicago.com/events
You can see what's currently on tap at IBW LODGE #1 at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/whats-on-tap