Happy BLECH FRIDAY!

I'm sure you all are busy punching people at Wal-Mart to insure you secure that last remaining Trump Beanie Baby, but, on the slim chance you might be at home sleeping off your Thanksgiving hang-over, I wanted to plug you into the fact that 2025 CULT MEMBERSHIPS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

Your sleek and vigilant 2025 CULT MEMBERSHIP can now be purchased at our state-of-no-art webstore. We're limiting our memberships to only 75 cult members this year, so act early and act fast, you don't want to miss out on that.

What do you get for your Cult Membership? So much, I tell you. Things like:

A super secret Initiation ceremony into one of the world's most ELITE cabals!
Private Parties for Cult Members Only!
Monthly Cult Meetings with beer specials and food!
Cult Member only Shirts! Hoodies! Enamel Pins! Sundry!
Heresy!
Cult Member only outings!!!
Help design and BREW our annual CULT BEER with brewers Brian & Matt!
Degeneracy! Depravity! Enlightenment in THIS lifetime!

The IBW Cult Membership is the perfect gift for that wayward wandering soul in your life and/or JUST the thing you need to finally put that final nail in the coffin of your life on the path of the straight & narrow.

To celebrate this lovely day(s) of excessive credit card leveraging, we are offering a 10% discount on our SECRET CHIEF memberships now until Monday night. To get this you must put SECRET10 in the discount code section when you check out.

We also have WAR ON XMAS box sets available for PRE-ORDER for $55 right now at that same, troubling webstore. These are a fantastic gift and a fantastic price. PRE-ORDER cost will go up to $60 on Tuesday, so pick yours up now.

We are also offering a 20% discount on our 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY shirts now until Monday night.

To secure this super-sexy nod to SPACEMEN 3 and celebrating our 3 years of running a moderately failing store front you must enter the code BLECHBLAH20 at check-out.

We open at noon today so you can keep that patriotic bender going. Just think, you won't have to regret anything for a whole extra day if you just come into IBW LODGE #1 right at noon and really lean into your troubles.

Oh, also, this Sunday, come feel the heat of another FREE LIVE SHOW at IBW Lodge #1 when GRANDMA & GRANDPA study your low expectations and put them to music. The show starts at 3:30pm and John Vernon Forbes will be on hand to give you a hand with your beer.

I know it's hard, but we're trying to give you as many reasons as possible to leave your damn house.

Hopefully we'll see some of you lovely creeps soon!